The best Jacqui Holland’s movies
We present our ranking of the best Jacqui Holland’s movies. Do you love cinema? Or are you looking for a movie of your favorite actor to watch tonight? Surely you have some to see or that you did not know yet about Jacqui Holland.
My Best Friend's Girl
5.8/10
When Dustin's girlfriend, Alexis, breaks up with him, he employs his best buddy, Tank, to take her out on the worst rebound date imaginable in the hopes that it will send her running back into his arms. But when Tank begins to really fall for Alexis, he finds himself in an impossible position.
Stretch
6.5/10
A hard-luck limo driver struggling to go straight and pay off a debt to his bookie takes on a job with a crazed passenger whose sought-after ledger implicates some seriously dangerous criminals.
American Fetish
5.4/10
When the son of an alleged killer inherits a "blue movie" that may be the key to solving a 50 year old murder, he finds himself drawn into a forbidden world of sexual obsession. But the closer he gets to the heart of the mystery, the more the past threatens to reach out into the present and reveal terrifying truths that lead him to the brink of madness.
The Walking Deceased
3.6/10
A group of survivors from all walks of the apocalypse – an idiotic Sheriff with definite coma-induced brain damage, his hardass son and a hobo with only a crossbow to stave off the walking dead, four squabbling friends forced to survive this zombieland together, and a lonely zombie who just needs love to fully regain his warm body – leave their once-safe mall hideout in search of the rumored Safe Haven Ranch, a refuge untouched by the zombie virus that has ravaged humanity.
Bikini Avengers
3.9/10
When the Jade Empress steals the world's largest diamonds, super heroes Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl must stop her before she uses the gems to build a dangerous sci-fi weapon.
Scared Topless
3.4/10
A group of unsuspecting college students explore a haunted house and get more than they bargained for when the sexual frenzy of the paranormal world reveals itself.
Blood Lake
3.6/10
After chomping through the fish population, thousands of starved lampreys begin attacking the citizens of a sleepy lake town, and the community scrambles to stay alive.
Adrenochrome
3.7/10
A young American Veteran gets involved with a gang of Venice Beach psychos who are killing people to extract a psychedelic compound from their victim's adrenal glands.
Halloweed
3.6/10
A comedic blend of murder, mystery and marijuana. Trying to escape the infamy of a serial killer father, Trent Modine and his goof-ball stepbrother Joey, both seeking a new start, find refuge in the small town of Mooseheart.
Cyborg Hookers
3.6/10
A manipulative, dirty politician programs bikini-model robots to seduce his rivals for blackmail purposes.
The Mangled
The Mangled tells the story of a family who would stop at nothing to get their missing daughter back. But their secrets go back further, as the night unravels so do the Bates.
Poolboy - Drowning Out the Fury
4.5/10
In this unearthed lost movie from 1990 that the studio deemed too terrible to release, a Vietnam Veteran Sal Bando(Sorbo), tortured by his past as a Poolboy returns home to Van Nuys, California, and a country he doesn't recognize, in which it seems only Mexicans run pool-cleaning companies. Bando sets off on a brutal mission to reclaim his "rightful" vocation and enact revenge on the man(Trejo) who killed his wife and son.
Bad Girls Behind Bars
4.7/10
Wise-cracking news reporter Georgina goes undercover in a women's prison to get the story of a lifetime. But she discovers she's stranded behind bars after her outside contact suddenly dies, now, the only way to get out is to "Put Out".
Hollywood Sex Wars
3.2/10
Max, Aaron and Glen have a track record littered with strike-outs and misfit hook-ups. The boys embark on a mission to up their hot babe batting average. They meet Hollywood Casanova Johnny Eyelash who teaches these boys the game of scoring A-list arm candy. But there is one problem, the girls are organized, cunning and have an agenda of their own. Its not long before the girls, led by Big Wendy and Little Wendy pick up on Johnny's tactics and Hollywood becomes one big booby trap.
Dead Ringer
5.3/10
After getting her heart broken by her former fiance, an unhinged young woman develops a psychotic obsession with a look-a-like actor.
Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver
3.7/10
The gingerdead man travels back in time to 1976 and carries out an epic disco killing spree.
The Brides of Sodom
2.4/10
In a post apocalyptic world where vampires and witches rule, a male vampire falls in love with a human man, and wants to make him immortal.
Monsters in the Woods
2.6/10
A micro-budget movie crew treks into the wilderness to shoot horror scenes for their unsellable indie-drama. They soon find themselves in the midst of their own real horror movie, as they are hunted by a large group of creatures.
Silent but Deadly
4.7/10
Senior citizens are being offed by a masked killer in their small retirement community.
Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills
5.7/10
Beverly Hills will never be the same after the Dracula family moves into the neighborhood. As the bodies begin the pile up, it becomes clear that vampires are making a meal out of Society's upper crust, attracting the attention of the beautiful Vampire Slayer, whose sexy charms are backed up by her deadly talent for loving and killing.
